Well, I Pooped The Bed. Thanks Rflp!
I'll be sending the dry cleaning bill to Dave.
After four full days of fasting, eating nothing but handfuls of all the recommended supplements (including Modafinil that I started the same day as the fast) I woke up in the night with a feeling that I had to pass gas. Boy, was THAT a mistake!
Side question: WHY THE HELL IS MY TONGUE WHITE!!?? My crap is pitch black and my tongue is bone white. Jesus lord. I have always used a tongue scraper and my tongue has always been a natural, healthy pink/red color. Now it's white and it won't go away no matter how hard I scrape.