So when is Dave going to put semen on it? He's already declared it more of a superfood than kale!
Also, it looks like Joe Rogan is going to have to change from kale shakes to semen shakes...
No sorcery, just science.
Not all semen is created equal. I'm sure Dave is working on an Upgraded Semen product.
Hell, maybe the reason women live longer than men is due to their high levels of semen intake.
Semen shakes bitches!
And for those who don't care for the taste..........
What about female ejaculation?
Indomitable- when you break you get right back up