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My friends in real life are like....
"WTF you butter ninja, when did that come in stock?!!"
"First of all I am not a ninja, I am a Judoka. Second, you have to be the butter, only then can you know where it lives."
"Whatever just sell me some."
"I already risk my health by being your friend everyday, shall I risk it now if my butter runs out??"
"Shh, you already know too much."