Building A Better Penis

Interested in optimasation on all levels,,


 


i would like to try enhance my genitals; performance, shape, size & everything ! 


 


anyone have any experience and bulletproof results ?


 


 


 


rgds,


 


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testosterone production and Leydig cell activity seems to determine growth of sexual organs in puburty, but even after ?


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  • I have experimented with taking amino acids like L-citrulline, and L-arginine & L-ornithine. These definitely helped performance.


  • OceanRayOceanRay
    edited May 2013

    Are you building a new one from scratch? 


  • In his SexyBack presentation, Dave Asprey mentions Taoist 'male deer' exercises...he says that the penis is a muscle like any other, and can increase/decrease ~20% as a result of training or atrophy.


     


    He said he'll put up a blog post about it soon.


  • MaverickAzzMaverickAzz Powerful

    For starters, you wanna make sure it's black, carbon fibre would probably awesome here. You can get braided steel fuel lines for cars, get some of them to make really vein-y. Position them so that they're limp until they're under pressure, which stands your wang up in a triumphant manner!


     


    For the urethra, I'd steal a fire hose and repurpose it. You know that can handle the pressure of your loads. Then you want it running on nitrous, surely you can get a canister from your local auto tuner workshop. This should pressure boost your loads out the fire hose. This way you won't just be giving a facial, you'll be giving a full facial reconstruction when it hits.


     


    For the loads themselves, I'd mix bulletproof coffee with ball bearings and some collagen to thicken it up. 


     


    BOOM!


    No sorcery, just science. 

  • I hope you are a regular poster who made another account just to ask this


  • OceanRayOceanRay
    edited May 2013

    I hope you are a regular poster who made another account just to ask this


     


    Hmmm ... "abetterman"  ... "sportsbettingman" ...


  • OceanRayOceanRay
    edited May 2013

    For starters, you wanna make sure it's black, carbon fibre would probably awesome here  ... 


    BOOM!


     


    And afterwards he can build an 8-foot iron vagina to do battle with the penis in a robot death-match. 


  • MaverickAzzMaverickAzz Powerful


    I hope you are a regular poster who made another account just to ask this


     


     


    Chances are that it's a bot.

    No sorcery, just science. 

  • MaverickAzzMaverickAzz Powerful

    And afterwards he can build an 8-foot iron vagina to do battle with the penis in a robot death-match. 


     


    It can be like the Pacific Rim trailer, except we'll call it Pacific Rim Job.

    No sorcery, just science. 

  • StevoStevo Upgrade in Progress ✭✭
    Sounds like Manga porn...
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    I've study this subject a great deal over the years. Here are the 3 things that I've found work.


    1) take your penis and bang it between a door three times a day. It must be three times.


    2) soak your dick in vinegar once a night for roughly 20 minutes.


    3) open a window in your house and scream I'm a cunt as many times as you can.


     


    Good luck with your dick size man. I hope this helps.


  • MaverickAzzMaverickAzz Powerful


    Get a smaller girlfriend, their tiny hands make it look huge!


     


     


    I'll vouch for that one! haha

    No sorcery, just science. 

  • StevoStevo Upgrade in Progress ✭✭
    edited May 2013
    "open a window in your house and scream I'm a cunt as many times as you can."


    LMFAO
  • In his SexyBack presentation, Dave Asprey mentions Taoist 'male deer' exercises...he says that the penis is a muscle like any other, and can increase/decrease ~20% as a result of training or atrophy.


     


    He said he'll put up a blog post about it soon.


    The penis is not a muscle lol! It's two chambers that fill with blood,basic anatomy.

    Nothing is true...All is permitted

  • MaverickAzzMaverickAzz Powerful


    The penis is not a muscle lol! It's two chambers that fill with blood,basic anatomy.


     


    Mine's a muscle.

    No sorcery, just science. 

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